In Hollywood, we have a saying: "the show must go-on." Us showbiz folk tend to apply this notion to every aspect of our lives. Take for example that time I found myself in a heated debate with Scott Baio over which bird of flight was more badass: the Peregrine Falcon or the American Bald Eagle. I hailed the Peregrine Falcon's spectacular speed, while Scott proceeded to call me a "libtard cuck." Before long, he'd unleash a brutal barrage of blows and homophobic slurs. But our game of celebrity Double Dutch to raise money for the Boys & Girls Club of America wasn't going to Dutch itself. So I limped through the affair, even being called a "real trooper" by TV's Fran Drescher. When the lights are bright, we find a way.
